Oh man, the dude that directed all those Oceans movies is doing a movie and the main actress is a PORN STAR!!!1; CUH-RAZY.
Not really, not at all, not one bit; it's a painfully boring, trite and forgettable waste of time. I've never been a big fan of Soderbergh, always considered him to be pretty much a vapid hipster doofus who feels it his call in life to champion independents films and then turn around and make some of the most mundane and insipid trash.
The porn chick is a hideous sight to behold; genuinely boring in appearance and execution of everything, even watching her walk is coma inducing. The few times, you can count them on one finger and only need 2 segments of said finger, she actually tries to convey some sort of emotion are laughable; this, my friends, is not a good thing.
What else? Yeah, what else? There is nothing else; the film is, predictably, told out of order. Nobody is worth noting in any regards, really.
This could have been ground breaking: 40 years ago.
2/10
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